Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Jeez, it's just like people, nothing to offer but gets everybody pregnant on the first try!

Our Craigslist winner of the day...

Thoroughbred Stallion!!!!!!!!!!! - $1500

Reply to: sale-490595161@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-26, 11:07PM EST

9 yr old Stallion!!!! Beautiful conformation. Current on all shots and coggins. Dark Bay in color. Will need experianced handler as he is VERY SPIRITED. Crosses well with drafts. Has sired roans, bays, and chestnuts. Knows his job and gets it done. 99% conception on first try. Papers are available.

All I have to say is, what a cute, cute gelding he will make if someone chops off his balls, gives him a few months to get the hormones out of his system and then teaches him some manners. Right now he's a rank sonovabitch who apparently doesn't know how to do anything but have sex. Great. I bet he's fun to handle for breeding. I can just imagine!

Again, there is no such thing as a $1500 stallion. If that's what it's worth, that right there is a tip it should be a gelding. Is this thing even broke? Sounds like they are scared shitless of him!