Buy land in our subdivision and get a FREE HORSE!
I know the image is kind of small, but I believe that phone # is 207-214-9008 if anybody wants to call them and find out if there is any screening process whatsoever, or if they are just handing out horses to anyone who can qualify for a mortgage.
Oh bonus. I found their web site, which does not seem to include this amazing offer. It does include pictures of some mixed breed fuglies, which I am sure are the victims of this ill-advised marketing campaign. And he's bragging about his free horse deal on Craigslist, too!
I swear, words fail me...