I stole the subject line from the Manure Pile Message Board...it was just too perfect not to repeat!
I almost feel like I have to apologize to the whole of the PNW before I begin this post. After all, our area seems to be unfairly linked with a lot of the greatest creepiness on earth. I mean, Ted Bundy. That weirdo they wrote the "Son" book about. The Green River Killer. We seem to have more than our share of complete and total freaks, but I have to mention this one. I just have to.
(And for those of you who are easily squicked out, I'm warning you now, stick the happy butterflies & sunshine land of the Colin post today. You may not want to read the rest of this.)
Anyway, our Freak Du Jour Doug Spink got outed years ago for his lesser known equestrian activities. He also got busted for drug dealing and sent up the river for that. Of course, he's still in the damn horse business, as we don't seem to ever be able to tar, feather and run out of town the people we ought to. He has a fancy web site on which he spews forth snippets of idiocy like this:
"Oh, and one more thing: we don't practice routine castration here at Exitpoint, not with our dogs or horses or humans either. While it opens me personally up to the tired, old charge that I'm "just a guy with a hang-up about balls," that's not important. What is important is respecting the physical integrity of our friends - genital mutilation reflects a deeply troubled attitude towards our fellow beings. Friends don't cut friends. There's a world of justifications offered for the practice of routine castration, but none of them holds up under objective scrutiny. The facts are clear: it's unnecessary, physically harmful, and a deeply flawed approach to cross-species interaction. Enough said."
Well of course you want to keep them intact, you're the freak who's f'ing them!
Another gem:
"To that end, we don't wall off sexual energy in our stallions as something dangerous or inappropriate, but rather channel that energy towards positive, safe, appropriate paths. There's a proper time and place for it, and we work towards those sorts of skills rather than fighting un-winnable fights against deeply-rooted instincts."
I will resist the Beavis and Buttheadesque comments that spring to mind about this comment and his farm name. Yeah, I know. I should have passed out the brain bleach before I began this post!
This situation has infuriated good horse owners for many, many years. All I can say at this juncture is, I hope Capone got rescued, I hope he's been dyed to look like a Appyfriesianwalkaloosa by now, and I hope you never find him again, you degenerate freak.
(Yeah, I know. Probably going to be the biggest blog traffic day ever and I had to go there, didn't I? But hey, you guys know I'm never one to shy away from a good fight where the welfare of horses is concerned!)
322 comments:
I have to say. Completely unrelated to the content of this post. Foxy would shit a brick if I showed her that picture. Then she would start limping for good measure.
I agree with your subject though. RUN RUN RUN.
OMFG...
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Holy buckets!
LOOK AT THAT JUMP!!!
omg, I have never seen anything like it, and I hope that horse just jumped the fence and onto a trailer!
The eeeuwww factor is way up there.
Ya think he has theft insurance?
Oh my god.......exitpoint
Oh my god....I can not even believe that someone would use that as a name with their proclivities.
Hey wait.....Washington, you forgot to mention that case where the guy was dropped in the emergency room and died....had a little too much fun with a horse and had been eviscerated..
I think maybe I don't want to know, but sifting through online posts is one of my least favorite activities. So he has been getting...frisky, if you will?...with the horses? And of course the drugs.
Has he been convicted/arrested on any beastiality charges (if those exist where he is)?
Wow. This guy seems like a Grade A Nutter with Money. I hope that gorgeous and talented horse is living the life somewhere else. I wonder if it was an inside job? The article said there were guard dogs there, but if it was a groom or trainer that took him the dogs wouldn't be a problem right?
The horse is amazing. How does a creep like that end up with such a great jumper?
Yes, the jokes that could be made about the barn name...
Grody, grody, grody.
Forgot to mention, I grew up in that area...I know the road. It gets lots of traffic-I hope no one saw him being loaded!
djl - Gross. I didn't even make that connection. Thanks.
>>Hey wait.....Washington, you forgot to mention that case where the guy was dropped in the emergency room and died....had a little too much fun with a horse and had been eviscerated..<<
They actually made a movie about that one
How the hell do you miss someone stealing your horse in the middle of the afternoon?!
tara, he was never charged on bestiality...
He was convicted for drug trafficking- I think it was a record bust, in terms of the amount, but he only got 3 yrs. Guess he cut a deal?
hardys_mom - You have a lot of $$$, that is how. What a creep.
Puke.
Why is there always a seedy backstory with horses?
Sucks that Capone is off the market, he was siring nice prospects.
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ew.
Bestiality was not illegal here back then. Wasn't it the Enumclaw incident that FINALLY led to the passage of the law against it?
Fugly - that is mostly correct. The article I read said sex with anything smaller than a human being was illegal. I believe that after that incident the law was expanded to include large animals.
AHH! all I can do is cringe in disgust.
I'm all about being better informed in order to better understand all types out there.. but this is just one area where ignorance is bliss!
You should have passed out the brain bleach! Yuck!
fugs, I believe you are correct.
Can't decide what theory I want to bet on here....
a) horse was liberated
b) horse insurance fraud in action
c) former drug connections getting revenge
what are the current odds on each, anyone know?
Okay went to the website.
Yikes. How could ANYONE take that guy seriously?
Capone speaks for himself...but I would have backed away slowly had I read the "About Us" page, regardless of how perfect he was for a mare.
Again, YIKES!!
People who label themselves "unconventional" are attention-whores to boot.
oh, and for fun:
Free Capone goodies
Any dribble made will go to a good cause, LOL (made these a while back, when he first got out of prison and reclaimed the stallion)
"Stallion Friends"...
Yeah, they're more than friends. I will NEVER understand why ANYONE would even THINK of having sex with ANY kind of animal. There must be some mental condition associated with it. Has to be. Just, wtf? There are no words.
Totally off-topic:
Can someone help this fella?
http://dallas.craigslist.org/grd/688865750.html
He is north of Fort Worth, TX.
We just don't have room for a "big" horses here....
hmmmmmmmmmmmm, does the "beastly" website mean these guys are having sex with animals????????? I'm afraid to look at it cause I might get virus fromthem..............
God I saw that this morning and thought, that's sad, what a shame.
I had NO idea of this guy's history. EW.
c&c, for once, you'd be correct. And you really don't want to go there. trust me.
ok, when I wass a prosecutor in atlanta, now retired, we had some guy going around North Fulton county having sex with mares......and not with permission. and one of our asst. medical examiners took cultures, this is before dna, to try to match blood types..........asst ME had the #1 Arab stud in america and lots of nice mares himself. and later they found a suspect, didn't try him, but a redneck white guy who would get drunk and assault mares..........and his wife knew about it....... like the old savannah boys here who molested sheep and the gay guy in atlanta who was caught assaulting his dog...........he did get prosecuted. more weirdos out there.
Holy freaking cow, I'm at a loss for words!
Ick ick ick
Just when you think there can't be any stranger people in the world than the ones you already know about - there they are...
Zhuria - it's like pedophilia. There's NO WAY a normal person can understand it. There is just something seriously wrong in your head if you're attracted to a child or an animal. And I'm sorry but you need to be LOCKED UP if you're convicted, either way. I don't think you can rehab either aberration, either. I think it's permanent.
oh wow Kelly I hope you are not right that it is drug dealers cause they can do bad things. I still think about the IRA taking Shugar (sp) in Ireland, and the sheik never got him back, everyone figures that he broke a leg or something else when he was stolen and was killed and buried.
too bad they didn't take Capone's owner and not the horse!
This is off topic but could someone thats an AQHA member look up a stallion for me? I need his owner information from 2000 to present. His name is Roe Celt Bryan. Thanks for any help!!!
Oh my email address is ktorrescano@yahoo.com
So he can't get them snipped and replaced with neuticals? Oh, right. The stud fees wouldn't support his blow habit.
As for the other reasons for keeping them intact, I don't even want to go there. Not today anyways.
I wonder if he and Tom of Laughing Horse are in cahoots.
summersmom Im sending you an e-mail!
Holy shit, what a freak! I hope to hell Capone found some normal owners and this douche never gets him back. (BTW, the phrase "a guy with a hang up about balls" should never appear on a professional website, horse related or otherwise. Unless of course you're a total freak. Gah.)
How...why....how....ugh. Good God.
What a phenomenal-looking horse.
I don't care WHO has him - he has GOT to be in a better place now than when he was with that perv. What a fucking lunatic.
I knew I had heard of that horse--I saw Kyle King riding him at Spruce Meadows a couple of years ago, in one of the really big classes. I think King had just been informed the owners were taking the horse to someone else at the end of the season and King was really bummed about it.
And now to find out poor Capone ended up with a wingnut. Maybe Kyle stole him!
Eww, in so many ways.
I told my BF about it and he just gave me this disgusted look for a few minutes and all he could say was "ow". I think he was too flabbergasted to come up with anything more intelligent!
We had a fire cheif not too long ago caught entering the neighbors barn to have relations with the neighbor's daughters sheep.
He was drunk or at least tipsy, but still. It makes you wonder how many times he tried before he was actually caught, or what he was thinking...
Yes I think brain bleach should have been offered at the door.
Speechless!!!
Wonder if he will show up on Netposse soon. I really hope this Horse is allright, he would be very recognizable, so whoever stole him, can't really show or breed him.
ok, first...>gack<...
Ok, now, that article in the Bellingham Post has the reporters name/email at the end.
Shouldn't someone email her and let her know that she's interviewing and quoting a known felon, drug abuser, and animal abuser? Maybe she will be more selective in the future....sheeeesh...
So I'm probably being really dense at this point, but did I miss something? I didn't see a reference to bestiality anywhere on the site, unless you are liberally translating (which I know Fugs doesn't tend to do). I'm wondering where this wealth of icky information is?
Looks like the Bellingham Herald site is editing the comments left on the story. Too bad, more than a few people were willing to fill in where the reporter left off.
holy SHIT!!!!!
i second what CNJ said - our good ol' buddy tom at laughing (crying?) horse could be in cahoots with this perv!
the fact that there are established communities of people who practice bestiality out there is sickening. i find the entire concept even harder to understand (and just as morally reprehensible) as pedophilia. YIKES. just.....yucko.
re: the jump pic....wow. i thought it was photoshopped. i'd hate to feel the concussion on the horse's legs when he lands, though.
When I was younger the Oak Brook Polo Club was well known in the Midwest. They got busted for having a "swinger" party on the Oak Brook Golf Course. They had some of the polo ponies out there, drugs, etc. After that they moved the polo field to the back of the property. One of the Gay trainers at Oak Brook Stables used to have "parties" at night. Thank goodness I'm a woman and Mom wouldn't let me excerise those polo ponies
Wow. What a train wreck of a site. I don't think it could sound any less professional.
"Since that time, I've...rescued purebred wolves" (...? Purebred, huh?)
"I've been asked before if I'm "the Doug Spink." Yes, I am. " (Oh man, I totally believe that, too.)
"if you have a stallion who is seeking a new educational environment we are happy to discuss a slot in our program with you and your boy. " (No comment...NO COMMENT..!)
All I can do is shake my head...
YUCK!!
I need brain bleach. It only became worse as I read on... YUCK YUCK...
All I have to say is GROSS!! and I hope that horse with that much talent ends up in a good and loving home, maybe some church family who will use it as a buggy horse to and from, OK I have been watching too many re-runs of Little House on the Prairie.
djl said...
Hey wait.....Washington, you forgot to mention that case where the guy was dropped in the emergency room and died....had a little too much fun with a horse and had been eviscerated..
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Haha. In Enumclaw. And then last year I went to an IHSA horse show in Enumclaw and showed at a barn called "The Back Forte." Coincidence? Gross either way.
firegirl, you have to actually search to find the bad stuff- the comments on his business website are only really nasty when put together with the other stuff.
Back when he was caught with the cocaine, some folks were interested in getting more info on him, which led to a base jumper forum. THEY, in turn, had done some snooping on him and had uncovered his postings in the bestiality forums. If you google for the username DS used in those forums, you are "rewarded" with some seriously disgusting photo-essays of exploits involving dogs, mares, and the stallion in question, for which I still need mind bleach, years later. Crazily enough, he was actually banned from said bestiality forum, and it's hard to imagine what that would take...
Interestingly, he uses that same handle as his contact email at his internet service site, goldens.com.
I'm oddly fascinated/horrified by this train wreck, can't explain why.
I once saw a movie where a girl was dumped by her boyfriend, rather uncereminously, the guy had two other girls that he was kissing with etc.
So these three girls got together, stole his big prized shagaya stallion and got it gelded!!
Now that would be something.. Though it would be sad for the Holsteiners, but I dont even think Capone would mind.
cloudyandcallie said...
ok, when I wass a prosecutor in atlanta, now retired, we had some guy going around North Fulton county having sex with mares......and not with permission
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I had no idea a mare could consent!
What was she Mrs. Ed?
Ok just kidding.
Run free Capone, run fast, and for gods sakes DO NOT DROP THE SOAP.
>>When I was younger the Oak Brook Polo Club was well known in the Midwest. They got busted for having a "swinger" party on the Oak Brook Golf Course. They had some of the polo ponies out there, drugs, etc. After that they moved the polo field to the back of the property. One of the Gay trainers at Oak Brook Stables used to have "parties" at night. Thank goodness I'm a woman and Mom wouldn't let me excerise those polo ponies
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Holy shit, how did I miss all of THAT? I groomed there a lot and the only thing I really remember is that Adam Butler was sleeping with, well, everybody...
Oh and Michael Butler gave me the creeps BIG TIME...he used to lurk around arena polo in Northbrook occasionally wearing a floor length fur coat. Who does that?
Fire girl- go back to the OP and click on some of the links. I think it is the first one listed that takes you to a listing of sites he was posting on as 'Fausty'. One of them was a beastiality site which I gathered from the website listed. NO need for me to go any further, and since I am on a WORK computer- it probably isn't a good idea.
I agree with whomever else said they were afraid of getting infected witha virus from the beastiality sites. I am too. An incurable virus from the sounds of things...
Surely not enough brain bleach to remove the images from my minds eye even if it was bleeding at that point.
Uggg... Pass the Eye Bleach too!
Ok I took 1 more tippy toe step into the forum to see the "message area"
the 1st one "Women homemade movies" & yes it looked like "womens" names in the postited by
Did anyone hear me?
EYE BLEACH STAT!!!!!
FUGLY: guess who it was that got busted???? MICHAEL. I'll never forget my Mom telling me that story. it was actually the groundskeeper who call the cops. He didn't know it was BUTler out there and thought some of the kids from OB Stables riding on the greens. Greenskeeper didn't have a job the next day and they did manage to squash most of the story. I'll try to find out what year it was.
Thank god I didn't delve further into the websites. The concept alone is enough for the mind bleach.
*shiver*gag* *gag*shiver*
However, that said, how in the hell does this happen? If he's posting pictures online and discussing his ...*shiver*gag*shiver* exploits online and SO many people know what he's doing. Where are the authorities? It's a level of sick, that yes Fugly, is equivocal to pedophila (and I SURELY won't ever understand) and ILLEGAL why hasn't this been addressed criminally in addition to drug charges? AUGH!
What does that do to an animals perception of proper behavior? Couldn't that potentially make him rather dangerous to humans after such *gag* activities?
I hope poor Capone has been bleached white/gray in some back field owned by a compassionate person looking to spare the horse further suffering in this horrid exucse of a humans' hands.
I'd like to mutilate that sicko's genitals... and give him a few depo shots just in case. Sick... really sick.
*shiver*
OMG Fugs- For the Freaks and Ferries show, you gotta come to Scottsdale for the Arab Circus in February.
More folks there that are light in the loafers than you thought possible. Throw in a good dose of leather skinned 'Cougars' and wannabes, a few spoiled brats and drunk men- husbands, trainers and otherwise and all bets are off(!) as to what may happen or what you will see.
We even have what is merrily called The Gay Denny's in Central Phx., only a short trip on the freeway away...
Two words, Cuddly Cowgirl....
(OK - three - *BARRRRRRF*)
Icky. That's all I have to say, really.
HA C&J too funny... fits the mold of the big Arab trainer I know. Won't mention names but she did win an award this year I believe regarding her horse...er ... personship.
Is this him??
http://pets.webshots.com/album/106062538exejvL
His ex wife photo albums
Ah yes, and the infamous painted fingernails of lore.
Fugly - I went to the link you posted about the movie they made regarding the Enumclaw "incident"...I know it's really not funny but does anyone else see the humor in the fact that the name of the stallion the guy was boinking was BULLSEYE.
*Quote* Miss A said...
Ah yes, and the infamous painted fingernails of lore. *
Black hides dirt ..
::eww sassy went there lol::
cuttergal - I, too, noticed that... and saw both humor and discust therein. I was hoping it was a mistake or the stallions name was changed for the movie for 'effect'... probably not. I'm sure a sicko in the group named him that. *uuuughity
the animals in that photo album look embarrassed....and i don't think it's because of the santa caps/reindeer antlers. the guy just has creepy written all over him. yeah yeah, don't judge a book by its cover....but he really does look rather deranged.
OT. I grew up in the southwest burbs of Chicago. The Butler family you mention is probably Butler Aviation, which I think was based in Oak Brook back when Oak Brook was just revving up.
My grandfather took me to see the polo games at Oak Brook a couple times when I was a kid. Interestingly, his last name was Atkinson. Fugs, we're prolly long lost relations! LOL! (Not really, I know all my Atkinson cousins.)
My grandfather was in the cavalry on the Texas border... keeping us safe from Pancho Villa. Somewhere I have a cool old picture of his regiment and all the horses. He must be where I got the horse gene. ;-)
As a kid I begged for riding lessons at Keithline Stables west of Hinsdale. Hardly ever got to go. Only lessons I ever got were ballet and piano, both of which I sucked at and loathed.
Thanks for dredging up a few old memories.
At the college I went to, we would find condoms inside mares stalls every now and then. Apparently it had been going on for years. The moniker "pony poker" was used to describe the person/s. We finally decided it was more than likely a frat initiation thing.
Yuck... another one of these?!
When does it stop. People are clearly f'ed in the head if they do stuff like this. It just is NOT right!
O.o
"I form close relationships with all of our boys, and a revolving door isn't conducive to genuinely content stallions. Stallions - all horses - are herd animals, and discontinuity in their life, when taken too far, can break their hearts. It can break my heart, too."
UGH! CREEPY!
LOL sassy!
Yuck. Ick.
But look at his profile on webshots! Favorite foods? "Creamy!"
Yuck. Ick. Gross.
I wonder if his friends call him Doug Spinkter (hehe) Sorry, I couldn't resist. Uncomfortable things make me have to make jokes to try to get my mind off the topic. Ewww just doesn't cover it. I just don't know what else to say.
The more dirt you guys dig up on this disgusting waste of life, the harder it is for me to keep my lunch down.
Thanks! Thanks a lot!
ROFLMAO!
From Dougie's Webshots "About Me" page:
Member name: exitpoint
Member Since: December 22, 2003
Profile:
Unrepentant and obviously unrehabilitated, Exitpoint carries on with a mission to educate world-class showjumpers through respect, compassion, and true empathy. Love transcends. . .
here is a little more about me
My occupation is...
Stallion manager / network technologist
I went to College at...
Reed College University of Chicago Portland State University
My favorite foods are...
creamy!
I'm currently reading...
Affective Neuroscience, Dr. Japp Panskepp
Most recent movies I've watched are...
Oldboy, Audition, Grizzly Man, Imprint
When I play games, I play...
for the pleasure of the game
My pets are...
more than "pets," they are family.
My dream vacations would be...
as much fun for my canine and equine partners as they are for me.
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Okay, the "creamy" comment put me over the edge.
Pardon me while I hurl.
Dude, "gay" is fine. I'm a total non-homophobe.
But TACKY? I'm a TACKYPHOBE!!! And a NASTYphobe. That dude is just... well.... um.... Ultimate Wrongness.
*sigh*
I cannot unsee what I just saw....
(and yet I could not look away)
i'm sorry, this creeped me out and had to share. it's an interview done with the director of the movie about the Eumenclaw (?) horse incident, mentioned above.
i think the director is....creepy. here's what he says:
"Was it a fetish circle? How would you describe it?"
"It was just a... first off, the Internet made it possible. There's no other reason why they got together, which is wonderful when you think about it. We didn't get this out in the film and I wanted to express this, but you can only do so much. I like the fact that the Internet, this advanced form of technology, made it possible to do something that you'd almost say was kind of... primitive. Right? You know what I mean? At the root, at the center of all of this, the exchange between nature, the wild, the animal and the human was only made possible by the foremost technology of our time."
erm....???wonderful???
and then the director compares bestiality to the way the homosexuality was a taboo topic on the '50's & 60's but isn't anymore. i mean, is that offensive or WHAT??? consensual sex between 2 people of whatever gender is NOT the same as boffing a horse!!! crispy christ, what a nutter!!
full link to interview here:
http://www.greencine.com/
central/node/101?page=0%2C0
So, was he fucking the horses, or was he pulling a Catherine the Great?
Either way it's SICK!!!
Something similar happened to my mare a couple years ago. I got her out for her yearly physical and the vet checked her vulva and said, "What happened here?" I was confused, so I looked, and it looked like raw meat inside. It was also super tender and there was a small tear in the skin of her vulva. The vet asked if we had any stallions on the property. We didn't. Then he told me to wash it out with Betadine and keep an eye on it. Of course, the barn managers (who lived on the property) were freaked out. We could only think of two possibilities. Either one of her herd mates (all mares) got her right in the cooch with a hoof, or someone came onto the property and, um, violated her. I still shudder to think. I felt so sorry for her.
Anyway, I hope that GORGEOUS stallion has been liberated and is now enjoying life with people who will treat him like a horse. Only.
'My dream vacations would be...
as much fun for my CANINE AND EQUINE PARTNERS as they are for me.' + ' Creamy'
I mean c'mon...
I'm glad I didn't have lunch.
"respect, compassion, and true empathy. Love transcends. . ."
UGH.
I remember from my Variations in Sexual Behavior class in college that pedophiles have that mentality. Like Michael Jackson: "I am the only one to have a true understanding...." *gag*
I feel really really scared for Capone. Sounds like a revenge thing. More horrid people.
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GACK.........WTF!....
....
....still trying to process this.
Speechless, what in the world would make a person do this.
Capone is a beautiful animal, run like the wind buddy and don't look back! I hope someone has him hidden well and they did it to save him, not for more sinister behavior.
Don't forget Robert William Pickton. As I recall BC can lay some claim to Doug Spink, so I don't see why Pickton shouldn't be grouped in with the PNW weirdos.
I'm down in Oregon and know a trainer in Portland that works with this guy. I really like her and can't believe that she's involved with a guy like this.
Appybutt,
That 'Catherine the Great thing' is slander on poor Catherine I'm afraid. There is NO evidence that she ever did anything with her horses other then ride them (normally). She certainly wasn't killed by her stallion while trying to have sex with him. She died in bed at age 67 of an illness, possibly a stroke.
/off topic
Hopefully Capone was stolen by someone who wants to keep him far, far away from Horsefucker.
to add to the catherine the great chat -
while it's not proven that she ever messed around with horses, there were special rooms in her palaces, some with special furniture, to facilitate interesting, er, sexual experiences. i know because i've seen some firsthand.
CutNJump, lmao, I had to cover my mouth to keep from spewing! I totally know that Dennys, went in late one night years ago, my eyes bout fell out, it was full of drag queens. I'd had no idea, but my friend who dragged me there did and had a good laugh. There really is a "Gay Denny's" in Phoenix.
This whole beasty thing is GROSS!!!!
Seriously, somebody castrate this whack job
"Unrepentant and obviously unrehabilitated"
Well No shit, we sent him to jail Big whoop...in jail he got use/d with a different species,
this time it was the other inmates saying "eww dont drop the soap around him"
I am worried about the horse. If he was stolen by rivals in the drug industry, then I think there is a good chance that the horse is in danger. The owner is a weirdo, but my first thought is the safety of the horse at the moment. The drug industry is a very nasty place. Think of Shergar. This is a high powered stallion. If he's being handled by non-horse people, who knows what will happen.
The tone of the web site didn't bother me, as I have met people who talk like that. His background in drugs and animal x-rated videos does.
Gay isn't hurting anyone. THIS is hurting a helpless animal. STOP comparing the two.
And if there is a gay Denny's, I want to go there. Some of my best friends are drag queens. haha.
Get off the homophobia. There is no reason to treat people who aren't hurting anyone in such a manner. The reason Doug is in trouble is because he *is* helping people.
Given this guy's background, my money is on insurance fraud.
Capone is missing?
Why is it I keep hearing the theme music from The Godfather?
I meant hurting people.
I'm an idiot and this topic doesn't help.
It boggles the mind...
I know that a lot of the "Catherine the Great was a horse fucker" walks the line between fact and fiction, I was merely using it as a euphemism.
To state it baldly, does he give it or does he take it? You don't need a stallion to give it...
Ewwwwww. Poor Capone...run fast and run far! And "love transcends...."? Transcends what? Morality, decency, the law?
Oh, and additionally, prison is the best place for this guy. The lowest people on the totem pole in the slammer are pedophiles, rapists, and animal fuckers. I hope some man named "Bear" wants to get to know him better...
Sad that such a scumbag ended up with such a phenomenal horse! Might I point out that those are six foot standards!!!! Capone I is a tremendous athlete. Wondering where this will go...;-(
"cross-species interaction"
umm..... what? If I spend more than a second thinking about that I think I'll barf.
bateman - apparently species...
I know the drug dealer idea is scary but it seems like too much trouble to me. Why would they go to the trouble to remove him from the property to do harm? Getting a trailor, loading him taking him wherever etc. etc. even if they don't care about him seems like a LOT of work when they could do any number of horrible things on premise.
I think it's insurance or someone who was fed up with what they were doing to this poor boy.
I smell insurance fraud with this one. That or some moron left the stall unlatched, and someone's backyard mare is going to have one hell of a foal. Ihave a secret fantasy that he was kidnapped by Iron Spring Farm.
And PS yes, let's knock off the anti-gay stuff. Anti-cokehead wierdo, yes. Anti-gay, no.
Ok here is where it gets really nasty. A guy I dated I just found out because a "zoo" and also a "furry"
he dresses up as a unicorn (believes he is one) goes to furry conventions where they role play and have sex with one another in their animal costumes.
If that isn't fucked up and sick already...
I found out later that same guy wanted one of my miniature horses when we broke up because he wanted to have sex with it.
He was also featured on those boards that Fugly has posted, his handle is "Argius" which is his Unicorn name... and through some friends of mine who like to snoop I found out his dream in life is to "SIRE" a foal out of a mare. Apparently he owns a mustang mare out in colorado... oh god I feel sorry for her...
And finally.. he's attracted to my quarter horse mare....
Thank god I dumped him YEARS ago... I just wish he'd have kept his promise and killed himself.. I really, really do...
well i didn't just find out but it's still pretty freash in my mind.. and he did not because a zoo he BECAME a zoo... forgot to spell check LOL
Millions?
Go to Europe, there are dozens of horses that can jump that well and better.
Just because the guy is in buttfuck Washington along the Canadian border doesn't make him anything more than a guy who make a pretty website.
Why is it the ball-less wonders are obsessed with testicles?
sheesh.
OT, but the Rescue 100 horses (from Alberta, Canada) are now eligible for adoption -- and of course, through a screening process. If you are interested in providing a forever home for one of these poor little Arabs, you can fill out of a placement form and send it to the rescue.
Ewwwww.
Poor horses. Keep running Capone; don't look back.
Is anyone else disgusted by the fact that his screenname was Fausty... which according to urban dictionary is a pedophile, primarily one who preys on little boys.... *shudders*
OrangeElmo said... Keithline stables in Hinsdale. It was still there under different name a couple of years ago. Was mainly an Arabian barn at the time.
OT: If I came off as gay bashing I did NOT mean to.
CNJ: you are SO taking me to Denny's in Feb when I come down to watch JR ride in that Scottsdale show.
OT, but can someone in the PDX area buy this guy and feed him:
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/grd/689324087.html
Appybutt - both, unfortunately. Apparently he also owns mares.
And for anyone doubting that creamy comment.. He means what you think he means. I have an odd fascination with people THIS fucked up, so I read some of his posts.
Yeah. I feel sick.
Jean: I hope he 'finds his way' to Iron Springs Farm but I'm sure they'd return him. sigh, they are a responsible group there.
If he happens to run down to Houston, I've got a nice stall for him and if he's lucky maybe the TB mare with the long ears will give him the "time of day" hee hee ;P
First off, I don't even think of this guy as gay. Don't know what the fuck he is, but it's not gay. Normal gay guy is going to be about as interested in your horse or small child as a straight guy. There has to be another component to the deal. Sick fuck pretty much covers it.
You know, no matter how long you look at children or farm animals...it really doesn't do it for you. Same for a gay person.
Spent part of my growing up in SF, spent a most of my free time on Polk St. We rented out the back of the house (maid's quarters) to a gay couple. Bruce is still one of my favorite people in the world. He used to come down to the house, keep me company, have tea parties, take me shopping. I was probably 8.5 or 9 when we started being friends.
So pedophilia and beastiality have nothing to do with being gay. Pedophile, could be gay, just like a straight guy can be a pedophile. Both take advantage of beings that don't have a choice in their sick games.
Holy Crap! I Should have stayed out at the barn for this one..
I, too, thought of the Shergar story- how he was kidnapped by the IRA & never returned. I do hope Capone's fate is better than poor Shergar's- they never did really find out what happened, though it is speculated that the guys who kidnapped him had no idea how to deal with an aggressive breeding stallion & they shot him rather than try to handle him.
Working in the ER, I see shit that would make you cringe & not just accident related. I thank my lucky stars & knock on wood I have yet to run across the animal in the orifice yet- I know it's coming!
Poor Capone, I hope he's never found by this cretin!
Zhuria said...
Appybutt - both, unfortunately. Apparently he also owns mares.
And for anyone doubting that creamy comment.. He means what you think he means. I have an odd fascination with people THIS fucked up, so I read some of his posts.
Yeah. I feel sick.
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I figured, but damn. Poor, poor mares. I too have the ol' morbid curiosity gene so I've been avoiding looking this guy up.
"I'm disgusted and horrified and I can't look away!"
Definitely agree on that one horspoor.
Another thing I can't understand (and this reminds me of the last guy we discussed, too) is how they can think these animals are his "soul mates". Or, Capone is, anyway. I guess that means he's cheating on Capone with every other fucking animal he owns.
I would LOVE it if whoever took the horse did it because they knew of his activities. I would love it even more if they gelded him before returning him.
Obviously, my #1 choice would be to get him the fuck out of there PERMANENTLY. And this may sound harsh - but if he has to go back there (i.e. he's found and taken back), I would rather he be euthed.
So. Fucking. Wrong.
Without reading all the other posts, I'd venture to say that this may be an "insurance theft." How does a stallion that's won $250,000 equate to being worth millions? But then I'm not a hunter-jumper person. On another note, I'm sure there are many non-horse owners (and real, but ignorant owners) looking at the picture in the news article and thinking that the horse really has white ears and a white forehead! Haven't read Colin's report yet, but looking at the pic...he sure is a cutie!
Color isn't- There is a Gay Denny's and they are open 24 hrs like the rest of them. Mikey confirmed it in her post.
I believe it is on either 7th St or 7th Ave and Indian School? Somewhere around there.
No I do not feel gays and this THING are anywhere close to comparison. Therefore I will leave the gay thing alone from here on out. Why shouldn't they be happy too. Whatever their lifestyle choices are, that is their concern and not mine. (Yes I know being gay or not is not a choice.)
This freak OTOH, seems to make no effort to keep his personal life 'personal' by any means. If beastiality is illegal, why hasn't he been charged?
HBO has a special called Real Sex and one of the topics was what Topdancejohnny described. There were places people would strap on 'hooves', saddles, bridles, manes, tails, etc. They would be 'ridden' and ride each other- sometimes saddled and sometimes bareback. They had 'farriers' and 'vets' and their own barnyards etc.
Weird and interesting all in one!
horsepoor,
Thanks for that enligtening comment. None of my gay friends are pedophiles or into beastiality. They are good, normal people and some may go to a drag show or two, but they live normal lives just like we straight people.
ezra_pandora said...
I wonder if his friends call him Doug Spinkter (hehe) Sorry, I couldn't resist. Uncomfortable things make me have to make jokes to try to get my mind off the topic. Ewww just doesn't cover it. I just don't know what else to say.
Good thing I am drinking WATER today... That is sooo funny! Spew warnings would be so nice...
How does a stallion that's won $250,000 equate to being worth millions?
Two words: stud fees.
CNJ: I SAW that Real Sex. I was laughing so hard (hee hee I typed Hard) I was like "WTF!!!!" How do people even think of that stuff.
Well, Capone probably put on his own halter, opened his door and LEFT!
Said "nuff o this".
Yeah, I started to look at the links..then decided against it. Not sure I can handle the nitty gritty of this sick bastard. Still that sickly curious part of me... wants to go check it out. Probably not a good plan here at work. Ya think?
My question is...he seems like he's been pretty damned open about this. Why wasn't he been called on it earlier? Isn't having sex with animals against the law? I'd rather a coke head than one of these zoo people. He is one creepy looking dude.
So, do you think the horse is dead? Sorry, but the stallion is probably insured for $$$$. Or if he has enemies (I'm sure he does) not only do they hurt him financially, by taking the horse, they hurt him emotionally, and it could be a warning too.
Horsepoor: I doubt Capone is dead. If they had killed him they would have left something behind (think Godfather). I'm going with insurance fraud, I wonder if he got hurt or was found to be sterile and this is the easiest way to get the money. I don't think someone said "hey let's go steal a horse" and just showed up.
yeah EWWWWWW just isn not enough!!
BRAIN & EYE BLEACH along with Pinesol, Borax and Lysol needed!!!
Along with PeptoBismol for Wretching my guts out!!
I wonder if The Bellingham News is now aware of who the true offender is!!!
Well, until today I thought I had heard of every base thing people were capable of... until now. I never realised bestiality was so...widespread, forums and everything! Someone pass me the Cerebral Cillit Bang!
that being said, what a great horse, hope he finds himself in a better place!
Okay, now I've perused most of the posts. As for the mare who had a tear in her vulva...doubtful it was done by a human penis, as I'm assuming that's what you were intimating. Even the best hung porn star is no where in the ball park of a horse in size. And whatever Catherin the Great's proclivities were, she'd have been split in two, if she were trying such things.
On another note, I used to live in Chicago and I remember those Butlers etc. Strange how the internet has made the world so much smaller. I really feel I've met FUGS at some time or another because too many of her references to the Midwest seem to trigger a memory, although she's a bit younger than me.
Holy Crap, just got home from work and EWWWW!!! is right!! I grew up in the country, a real rural area, we always heard rumors.
2MM's- A friend in high school's Mom worked in the local ER. Oh, the stories she would tell-
Lightbulbs, flashlights, vegetables, vaccume cleaner hoses and all sorts of things stuck on and IN places they were never intended to see for 'normal use'!
It says in one of the articles that he has Aspergers. NOT that this makes any of what he's done right, but have any of you actually met this guy before? I'm just curious how he interacts with people. Some people with Aspergers have it so mildly that it's never really caught, while others, theres not a lot different between having Aspergers and full blown Austism.
It doesnt account for the beastality or the drug dealings, but it may make more sense how he feels about castration. Though there are plenty of "normal" people who balls-to-the-walls(harhar) are against castration (because theyre idiots, IMO) *he* might just not be able to wrap his head around it and he might not be able to listen to reasonings about why you ought to do it.
On the other hand, he's into Zoo-whatever, so, eh.
Thank you, Horspoor.
Well said.
Also, "Asberger's Syndrome" is total bullshit in this dude's case as an excuse for any and all of his behaviors.
Anyone read "Vanity Fair" magazine? Dominic Dunne does great stories on the very,very old money wealthy, and they are some truly sick individuals, with loads of fucked up shit going on.
I guess there is such a thing as "too much money".
Wow.
To all my "comrades" in North Texas, I am at my horse limit (six), and I unfortunately can't save the many that turn up constantly on Craigs List. I will happily contribute money to geldings that need doing, though!
Crazy3Dayer, I wish you were closer! Your sense of humor absolutely slays me!
Alison (not the "other sort of mean one" who posted here)
PS- Has anyone else realized just how "dull" a life we lead, whew!
Oh, PPS- Insurance fraud is what I've placed my bet on!
fuglyhorseoftheday said...
Bestiality was not illegal here back then.
Seriously???? Why??? EEEWWW! That poor horse - I hope he got away...
So, disappear the horse? Give it a new life? Collect insurance?
>>2MM's- A friend in high school's Mom worked in the local ER. Oh, the stories she would tell-
Lightbulbs, flashlights, vegetables, vaccume cleaner hoses and all sorts of things stuck on and IN places they were never intended to see for 'normal use'!
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YES! I have a friend who used to be an ER nurse! I heard the CRAZIEST stuff! I swear if it has a hole in it, somebody is going to stick their...you know. Extra credit if it vibrates because it has a motor!
Well, yeah, I feel sorry for his horses, but what about his poor, poor DOGS??? Ewwwwww... How come nobody has busted him for abusing his dogs?
sellefrancais said:
"Haha. In Enumclaw. And then last year I went to an IHSA horse show in Enumclaw and showed at a barn called "The Back Forte." Coincidence? Gross either way."
Definately a coincidence. I've boarded my horse there for training since November of 06 and he has gotten nothing but top notch care.
Forte comes from that the facilities are set on only 40 of 100 acres, and the owners are Doug & Stacy Forte.
Now, the trainer next door....thats a different story!! (having worked at a feed store in Enumclaw--I could tell you some STORIES!) Oh and BTW....the people convicted and involved in this case were RENTING their facility...all involved were established BUSINESS men from the Seattle-Metro area...not actually from Enumclaw.
Trixtwh: How "NORTH" are you. as for the OTTB on Dallas craigslist. he was snatched up pretty quickly. I don't have land but have a "in" with barn owner.
OT: has anyone heard anything about the Apx QH in No. CA from yesterday? I haven't gotten any emails back.
I would bet insurance fraud, but then when he (Capone) is found, will asshat Sphincter go to jail or to some 'country club' jail like Martha Stewart and the rest of the white collar criminals end up in.
I say throw him in the ol' hoosgow and let him fight for his own life while they all take turns riding him like the $0.25 machine pony ride in front of the local Wal-Mart.
Off topic but I just emailed a person about a 2 year old for sale. She told me that she has owned him for 6 months he ties, trailers, stands to be groomed, etc... but she doesn't know how he is for the shoer since he hasn't needed it yet!!!! WTF
Gawd Sara, she just trots him up and down the paved road. Keeps em nice and short. Don't you just get your horse's feet done early summer for riding?
Asperger's? What a bunch of shit. My daughter has Asperger's (tested extremely high on the Asperger's scale)...but she doesn't fuck horses....
I'm going to have to step out into the 20-30 mph wind and hope some of it blows through my head now... Thanks!
Hopefully the dust will stay out, I'm feeling dirty enough as it is! Lol Gack!
FHOTD-
YES! I have a friend who used to be an ER nurse! I heard the CRAZIEST stuff! I swear if it has a hole in it, somebody is going to stick their...you know. Extra credit if it vibrates because it has a motor!
We just couldn't make that shit up! I swear! Just when we thought we had heard it all, she would come in with a whole new batch of stories. WOW!
What do you mean you've got to get horses feet done? Don't they just curl up and break off? You fancy schmancy horse people. Them Mustangs don't get no ferreter work. Lawd ladies pull yaur heads out of your arses. just saddle em up once a year and ride em for about 12 eerrs (hours) and they'll be fine. Oh I find that big ropin saddles are mighty fine and comfy too
Athena- Did you have any idea what you were getting into? Here or at our place? LOL!
C3D- ya know those ginormous saddles add to the the weight on the horses feet and help to grind them down during the ride.
Nah, no worries about road foundering if you ride them hard enough those 12 hours their whole body will hurt equally and they won't show any lameness at all!
This is very weird, I happen to have been in the barn where Capone first lived in Oregon after being imported, we also had the percheron stallion of Dougs, Joe. Doug was always really creepy. I ALSO know an attorney that was on the beastiality case in Washington. I've been in the industry TOO long!
OK, Fugs, I have to say I don't understand. I read a lot of insinuation without an explanation of the details of what you are talking about. There's an article about a horse being stolen from a guy, then there's a search list from his name and fautsy, but like I have the time to read through back archives of someones online posts? Then there's insinuations of sexual assault of the horses (when in the picture what you see is a perfectly trained, and fantastically presented with professional photos like you always bash about, but no evidence pointing to his mistreating or abusing his animals.
What I need is not vague insinuations to jump on the band wagon, but at least some factual proof of the allgations, and some summary of what this is all about, making vague comments (that the horse community has long blah blah blah) doesn't help me follow.
It is scarily rambling in nature, and emotional blathering. I'm sure all your points are very valid and we should fry this guy, but please clarify and make your post clearer, and conciser, and accurate so those who are not in the know about some dude name "fautsy" or "fausty" can have a clue what you are on about.
cnj:what is the road foundering? you can't get a horse lame from riding it. where do you come up with this stuff. OMG. you crazy pregnant woman. Get your whoreymoans under control
austriancurls,
search the guys name, search beastiality, and zoo....There are even tapes I guess. I was too chicken to open what I found.
Austriancurls...Google is your friend. Or not, in this instance.
C3D- Sure you can if you ride them hard and put them away wet!
My whoreymoans are just fine BTW- unlike the folks they were talking about on the local radio station this am.
Seems a guy and his mistress were out in the woods going at it and making plenty of noise.
Well the residents of a nearby house called the law since they heard all this noise and these screams and such.
So the law shows up- complete with helicopter & spotlight, K-9 units, swat officers, the whole 9 yards. Thought they would be catching a rapist or killer in the act...
Can you imagine that one!?!?!?!?
Anyone wondering about proof:
Someone mentioned a WHOIS, I just ran one on stallions.net as well as fausty.org and they matched.
On the former he says "yes, I am "the Doug Spink"" and on the latter he basically talks about all the sick shit he does and tries to justify it.
So: Doug Spink = Fausty = has sex with some if not all of his animals = claims Capone is his soulmate/lover = WTF????????
CnJ ... No. To both. HA!
First words out of JR ... Another redhead? lol
Woops, that came out wrong. Someone on ANOTHER site mentioned a whois. And the IPs matched. *overtired*
CNJ: I think I've lost my mind. Not that I really miss it but it's gone. sigh.
I think it's too funny that those folks got busted. Are they going to have to pay for the K9, copters and such? here in TX, you call it out you pay for it.
I clicked on nothing (too scared) yet get the jist from your replies. I had no idea this stuff was out there. I mean I've heard of beastiality but I had no idea there were people who are turning it into a NAMBLA (or whatever those fruitcakes call their pedophile association). I had no idea people think they are normal, or progressive in their love for animals. This world just gets worse and worse....I tend to hate the internet because of it. Before the internet they didn't have a way to induct other fruitcakes into their lifestyle.....
Anyway - I am terribly worried about the horse :(.
Same reaction as some of the others.....
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Athena- I heard! On the previous OP there is quite the discussion of red hair and we are apparently not alone, in this group anyways...
C3D- Not sure about who pays in a case like that. But funny nonetheless.
We do have the stupid motorist law. If a flooded road is barricaded and you go around the barricades- you pay for the rescue team by the hour and the helicopter if needed. Also you insurance is under no obligation to cover the claim on your flooded or otherwise damaged vehicle.
So now you are not only paying for a new car, your old car, towing, storage in some cases and any medical care needed (hypothermia in some cases), but you also pay for the folks who saved your stupid butt. Oh and your insurance company can drop you as far as your new car too- you did it once, who says you won't do it again?
In some cases the road does not even have to have the barricades up, if there is water running across and you choose to try to drive through, you are pretty much stuck with the bill of pulling you out.
That pic of Capone was taken where I used to board. Spink had 4 stallions back then, and stopped paying board for them. They were essentially locked in their stalls and were so depressed, it was heartbreaking. I hated him then because of it - didn't find out about the bestiality angle until a couple years later.
The BO ended up suing him (and winning) for back board. I think BO was one of the only (many) people who ended up receiving money for his debts.
Bestiality and homosexuality have *nothing* to do with each other.
Please stop with the comparisons!
So, according to this guy's own posts on the bestiality boards, and the documented case of him caught with $34 million in drugs, we're obviously dealing with a world class piece of shit, incapable of "coloring between the lines" of polite society.
So, couldn't it also be likely this very same piece of shit had his horse stolen for insurance money? In which case, I feel sorry for the horse, since they're usually never seen again... alive.
Just sayin'.
Methinks this worthless, dope-running, horse-screwing, sonofabitch Doug Spink(ter) knows more about Capone's disappearing act than he's letting on.
The "zoo" thing where they dress up in animal costumes and role-play...I thought that was just BS tha I saw on CSI. (The Las Vegas one)
You mean it's REAL!?!?!?!
BTW - did the qh troll ever show up over here???
I clicked on only things other fugly posters pulled out of the www and was glad I didn't delve in more myself. Yeesh.
No... homosexuality has zilch to do with this sicko. He is beyond anything that can remotely be justfied by ... anything.
I just can't believe he's so blatantly saying what he has on the internet and there have to be people who first hand know he does this sh*t. I can't believe he's not been charged for the beastiality. Granted, I wouldn't want to investigate this guy... just sick. I've been just furious (and completely discusted) all day... but I can't look away either.
CNJ - I heard that story on the news this morning here in VA! Too funny!!!
KarenV: Troll never showed. I was so looking forward to his/her outtake on THIS topic.
How's your boy doing?
long time lurker, check out this link..
http://torrentfreak.com/torrentfreedom-offers-anonymous-and-unrestricted-bittorrent-080208/comment-page-8/#comments
found while googling him: read about the comments. this guy supposedly has a web business that keeps your computer from leaving traces of visiting porn sites (which doesnt happen if you can wade through the tech speak)
He owns websites like "goldens.com" which is apparently all dog porn.
*shudder*
So if he's into Beastiality...who do you call..The Cops or the ANIMAL cops. Hmmm...anyone want to bet we'll see an episode of something similar to this on Southpark?
crap i think there is a "Rachel" here before me i've got to change my name.... sorry!!! =(
If he thinks Capone is his soulmate, I hate to tell him but I think he got dumped!
Poor horse probably flagged down a passing horse trailer and leaped into the back of it!
SLL - That's a really good... disturbing, but good point. Isn't the horse at *his* stable though? Not to say he doesn't have another place for his 'soul mate'. :/
Okay, did the googling of names and... ugh... really no doubt what this guy's about.
Then found this linked to one related site, which sort of explains the anti-gelding attitude:
"..many "ordinary" pet-owners choose to interfere violently in their animals' sexual existence by neutering them: a denial of sexuality which is - at least arguably - less morally justifiable than giving the animal sexual pleasure."
This is from http://www.zoophilia.net/joyofbeast.php
I just had to read it. But even I couldn't bear to cut and paste the bit about how one guy knows a mare wants him. Do not read it. Please do not. My retinas will never be the same.
Okay, I really think I know all I want to about this topic. Tomorrow can we have something wholesome? You know, like a kid without a helmet? :)
Rachel, I was reading that earlier as well, that's where I read about the whois.
Sounds like most of the internet hates him.
Ha ha ha! Love the "South Park" reference, TracyH
Anyway, as to the story of my mare who got *something* stuck into her hooha, I don't believe it was a penis. If it wasn't a hoof (which would be crazy coincidence considering how deep the injured tissue went), it was some kind of object. Did we not read the posts about how people like to stick weird things in places they don't go? What's to say they stop at themselves...
I pray it was just a really strangely placed kick and not anything else.
If this DS guy is really the sick fuck he seems to be, I feel sorry for the horse. If he isn't and just so happens to share a name with a sick fuck, I still feel sorry for the horse. I mean, who has him now? How do we know he's in any better hands than he was?
And if this is the actual sick fuck's attempt at insurance fraud, then who knows how much this stallion has and will suffer).
Fugly - Too bad Capone didn't let the other horses & dogs off in on the plan if he just ran off!
Ummm. Hasn't it been proven that only humans and dolphins have sex for pleasure?
Whaaaat?
onoes is my mare going to boycott me because I'm not giving her access to a stallion, or shoving my arm up her vulva regularly!?!?!? (I don't have a penis)
Okay, now I'm posting a lot, but I just about died when I read about the Google thing.
Just goes to show how many people read the blog!
CnJ... Can't believe the stinkin' wind! (Caught the red hair comments on the last post, thought it was kinda funny. I thought we were special. That's what my Mom always said. LOL)
j... I'm pretty sure nobody is actually comparing homosexuality and bestiality. Go back and reread. Of course, feel free to point out what I missed if I'm wrong. lol
I will be VERY upset is Capone is dead. He was always one of my favourites to watch go in the ring at Spruce Meadows. Even if he turned up sterile, he was still extremely valuable as a Grand Prix horse... and if he turned up lame, then he was extremely valuable as a stud. The odds of him being both sterile and lame, after he already has a successful Grand Prix career and foals on the ground?...
In any case, actually just this morning I was reading about that thoroughbred stallion that was kidnapped in Ireland for ransom... the kidnappers never got the money, and the owners never got the insurance, as they couldn't prove the horse was dead. If they're going for insurance fraud, they should have done their homework.
Zhuria: Thanks spewed water on to the keyboard w/your comment about your mare hating you. I love it. Maybe you should look deep into her eyes and ask her if she "really" wants it. Do you think Doug wines and dines his animals or just you know?????
zhuria - you only forgot chimps (and maybe another species of monkey/ape or two but I don't think so)
Heck, I know a lot of mares that would probably loooove to be spayed they're such hormonal (er... or as c3d/cnj would say 'whoremoanal') wenches. Mare pastures everywhere would finally be at peace...
I've GOT IT!!!!! CAPONE IS IN REHAB!!! he's a Sex Addict and he's gone into hiding because he knows he's got a problem. He's into HUMANS. OMG why didn't we see it sooner. I think someone needs to scope out the rehabs. maybe Capone is hiding at Betty Ford?
Haha, yeah, seriously. Combine mare PMS with residual terrible 2s (technically she's still a filly I guess, turned 3 in March) and it's like hell on earth.
I figure if she wants it that bad, she can jump her fence and walk half a kilometre down the road to see the local stallion :p
Seriously though, I can't see Spinky allowing Capone to be harmed. That may be the only good thing about this. His love is so strong for poor old Cappy that I'd be shocked if this was something he had planned.
I dunno.. We're going to be on the edges of our seats until it's over, I guess. I hope the horse is okay and I hope even more that he can somehow get away from that fucktard.
HOLY CRAPOLY!
I have been trying to stay in my happy place all day and wanted to believe there really are not people like this in the same world as me. I did not want to delve much into this post, and finally did - oh god where is a good case of amnesia when you need one?
I am now convinced that I have to upgrade The "bitch slap world tour" to something more fitting for people like him. CutNJump can I borrow that fence charger for a quick trip to Washington?? This is one sick sick world these people live in, so sick they have to have computer programs to wipe their computers clean. Thank god for the horse finally getting the hell out of there! I hope to god this asswipe never gets this horse and gets bit in the bunghole by some rapid gerbil real soon. ew ew ew I am now in favor of vigilante justice when it comes to demented psychotic freakshows like this guy and his evil crew. I now need to Lysol and pour Holy Water on my computer screen. Fugs can we have a nice piece about Unicorns and Rainbows soon to balance out the dark side of human mental issues we have had to endure.
I have to keep repeating - I'm in my happy place , I'm in my happy place.
South Park Rocks!
I wouldn't be suprised to see something about this on there. They sem to love odd topics and just toeing the line or jumping over it completely!
Autmnblaze- Did they say Where that happened? I missed that part of the story but YES! Hilarious any way you look at it.
Zhuria- if your mare is going to boycott you, there will surely be a riot of epic proportions at our place. With 9 mares a gelding, two stallions and one who may or may not get to keep his man marbles who truly thinks he is hot stuff, there should be plenty of pent up frustration out there...
Maybe I better not feed them tonight? Nah, then they would really, really, REALLY be pissed!
I think in addition to the official FHOTD Sea Monkey Breeder's Kit, Fugly might also think of marketing some hats on cafepress that say something like "We Out Horsef*ckers". It would be great if a bunch of people showed up at the next event where creepy Doug Spink was, wearing the FHOTD hats and pointing fingers.
There's been - what - like three of them featured on this board, so far? We had the CBER (Columbia Basin Equine Rescue) people, batshit crazy Tom at Laughing Horse Sanctuary, and now this Doug Spink fausty.org / stallions.net guy.
That's a whole lotta horsef*ckers in this little corner of cyberspace, when you think about it. I don't know the national average of zoophiles, but there isn't a shortage up in this neck of the woods. Must be all the rain we get rots their brains.
Ok.... After reading his Exitpoint farm web "services" & "Booking and semen shipping procedures" *quote* "once received there are no restrictions on its use by the client"
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I have to ask..
anybody wonder if it is really Equine semen he's shipping?
ewwww
cnj - Chicago suburbs maybe? They said it was an airline pilot and a stewardist (sp?, both very intoxicated. The couple and their clothes got split up after the spotlight helicopter and dogs got involved and she ended up on someones doorstep totally nak-ee.
Ding-dong. Well... hellooo!?
They were both suspeneded from work for some amount of time. Too hilarious though!!! :)
YAH for Horny Chicagoians!!! Go BEARS!!!!!!
Perhaps I missed it - but the google search doesn't give me anything.
Sassymo- I am dying laughing reading your post. I almost wet myself seriously! An easy thing to do nowadays.
For the record Cnsdubie offered the use of her hubby's 10,500 watt generator for the Shock and Awe tour.
Shock them with the hotwire and Awe at the fireworks when they piss themselves creating more than a firewokrs show.
I think the Shock and Awe Bitch Slap Tour should be circling the globe in no time. Time to work on the tour T-shirts, sponsorship, request hotline and of course the tour bus!
Finding a happy place? Not possible with this sicko on the loose...
I have to use my dads favorite line here, "Holy Lordy Christ"
What a freak. Maybe the horse just dug his way out and f-ed off on his own
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