Desperately seeking a brain...

Every damn day, I see something like this:

http://bend.craigslist.org/grd/540602137.html

Desperate Situation...7 Horses, Rehome $50 & up,

PLEASE read o.k. here is the situation; I have 7 horses that I need to find homes for

1.) 6 year old broke mare bred for spring B.S. Paint bred to a black/white overo stud 200.00

2.) 8 year old bay mare open had filly in the spring not broke but does lead,load and ties as well as stand for the farrier 100.00

3.) 11 month old bay filly out of the mare above has had a lot of ground work done and she is a real sweetheart she leads,loads and ties as well as standing patiently for the farrier 125.00

4.) 4 or coming 5 black pony mare bred for spring has had ground work done will make excellent 4-h project she leads loads and ties as well 125.00

5.) 1 wild pony mare sorrel in color and is bred for spring 50.00

6.) 1 wild pony mare black with white star bred for spring 50.00

7.) 8 month old filly out of the black mare listed above she is skittish but with work she would make a great kids pony #6 is her mother. 75.00

Then I have an older fruehauf horse/stock trailer in good cond. Easily can haul 10 horses. It is a gooseneck trailer with electric brakes. 1500.00 Please help me save these horses from the auction on Saturday thank you..... Please email for pics and other information.

p.s. none of the above horses are registered.

FHOTD in: I'm sorry, I have to go now. My head exploded and splattered all over my desk at work. Besides, I bet you guys can write the post for me by now. Let's see, what are all of the things that are wrong with this person and what they have done with horses? I bet we can make QUITE the list.

I should have a good update on some horses from the AC situation later today with pictures...will try to post this evening so that the day contains some good news.