Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Are you sitting down? Swallow if you're drinking...


Before you click on this.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! OMG! What is she smoking???

"DUE TO A DIFFERENCE IN PHILOSOPHY, SONYA NO LONGER WORKS WITH PARELLI.
THEY CHOSE EQUISSENTIALS - A KNOCK OFF OF SONYA'S DESIGNS - TO
REPRESENT THEM. THE COST WENT UP AND THE QUALITY CHANGED.
HOWEVER, SONYA'S PATTERNS WERE THE BASE OF THE STYLE THEY CARRY TODAY.
SONYA CONTINUED TO SELL AND MANUFACTURE HER DESIGN AND
STILL DOES TODAY."

Hell hath no fury like a designer scorned, but Sonya, for most of us, the fact that they've been on Linda Parelli's ass would make them worth less.

And sweetie...

"SHE HAS TESTED THIS DESIGN
HERSELF AND HAS RIDDEN THOUSANDS OF HOURS IN THE CATSKILL MOUNTAIN TRAILS, MANY TIMES IN A BIT OF RECKLESS ABANDON ( KINDA LIKE SOME OF HER PAST RELATIONSHIPS)"

We truly do not want to know about your personal life while you are selling breeches on ebay, either!

Yep, just the sort of wackjob I would expect would associate herself with the Parellis!