Wednesday, January 21, 2009

You'll never longe horses in this town again!






I have a request today!


I know many of you are in the industry professionally, and that you have worked for some real jerks. If you quit or got fired as a result of refusing to tolerate bad behavior - whether that was cruelty to the animals, nastiness to you, really atrocious conditions/pay, whatever - and got a better job and moved up in the industry, please tell your story.


We have a lot of young people out there right now - and I'm thinking of a couple in particular - who need to know that their career will not be over because they get out of the bad situation with the BNT. None of these BNT's, no matter their level of arrogance, actually has the power to "ruin you" in the horse industry. If you're good, that does shine through and one day you may be a bigger name than they are.


So please, if you've been there and done that, tell your story! You can be as anonymous as you like. You can always create an extra google account for privacy if people here know who you are under your usual screen name.


I did see Champ yesterday and he looks really good - he has definitely picked up a few pounds and has lost a lot of that "drawn up" look he came with. I suspect he didn't drink at the auction yard because it hurt too much to get to the water on the concrete. This really is the sweetest horse in the world - he's so nice to have around and such a "pocket pony" that you'd love to be able to just keep him for a pet, but I don't know if his legs are going to allow that. We're not seeing much change so far and he will be rechecked this week to see if there is anything more that we can do for him. It's definitely the arthritic ankle giving him the major problems and it did feel slightly warm to me yesterday. I suspect he stood in one place for a very long time before we got him, so any kind of walking around is a big adjustment. He is enjoying a really nice life, and very "into" his new spoiled cookie-eating existence, but if we can't get him sounder than this, we won't keep him going. I'll let you all know how he does.


I know everybody wanted a happy update so I will give you that about somebody else - remember Chip, who I posted right before Christmas, the formerly starved POA pony? I am thrilled to announce that Chip went home with a blog reader, and they love him!



Chip's new family has two little girls to love on him and two big horses that belong to Mom. As you can see from the pic, he had no problem making friends his first day. He fit right in with his new herd and is already giving the girls pony rides. His new mom is doing some more ground work with him and the plan is to put him into formal training later this year and also acquire his POA registration so that those horseshows are an option. Hooray for Chip!






Tuesday, January 20, 2009

More idiots from my mailbag...




I know you're all waiting for #10 on the list but I haven't received all the information I need yet. In the meantime, here's more evidence that we need some kind of license and test to ensure you're not a total moron before you are allowed to own horses and certainly before you are allowed to breed horses!

Texas Redneck Style Horse Moving

Pretty sure they killed a horse in "The Man From Snowy River" doing this.

Sometimes prepotence is a bad, bad thing. The thought that he passes on his conformation scares the heck out of me! Proving that they really think this is what stallion quality looks like, here is their other stallion.



Look, this horse is all ready for that new show class - Doormat Pleasure!

This is why you should take away the Nintendo and make your kids go out and, you know, play some fucking baseball or something...SERIOUSLY, who MADE that horrible game???

More to come later including a Champ update!







Monday, January 19, 2009

We got on PerezHilton!!!

http://perezhilton.com/2009-01-19-a-worthwhile-cause-257



I e-mailed him about FlakeSale.com and he just plugged Second Chance Ranch, but that's fine because we are front and center on SCR's web page. How cool is this? Perez's celebrity blog was a major inspiration for the Fugly blog and is one of the most popular blogs on the entire Internet, so the mention is VERY much appreciated!

The January STFU List!





I think that for 2009, I'm going to start doing a monthly list of everybody in the horse biz who I think desperately needs to STFU. As my readers, you are of course most welcome to add to the list!

1. Cleve Wells. Cleve decided to defend himself via text message. No, I am not making this up. What are you, twelve? I take that back - most 12 year olds know the difference between there/their/they're.

"Good morning --- customers suggested to continue silence an let everyone bury themselves then they will move in…i have to support there decision because they support me as i said i have a very loyal and wealth set of clients… That speaks for my integrity honesty and loyalty. Thank u for ur respect and i do believe u will do what is right"


OK, what does that even mean? His customers are telling him to shut up (and the fact that they are still his customers tells me they are winning-is-everything asshats who don't care what he does) but who exactly would be "burying" themself? The totally innocent owner who had no idea her horse was being tortured? Secondly, who the hell cares if they are wealthy? We all know being rich isn't proof of being kind, ethical or having any integrity - hellooooo, ever hear of Bernie Madoff??? You ever watch the news, Cleve?

What an idiot. No logical reasoning skills at all. STFU already, you evil, horse-beating piece of shit.


2. Snotty little 21 year olds at boarding barns who think they know all there is to know about horses. I was told this week that "all horses get scratches like this in the winter" and it was "no big deal." It was insinuated in no uncertain terms that I didn't know shit, was overreacting, and had wasted the owner's money on a unnecessary vet call. Never mind that the vet, you know, the person who has actually been to school for this said that if she had not been called, the mare would have suffered permanent damage as the legs were ulcerated and infected.

STFU, sweetie, and stop embarrassing your entire age group by opening your mouth!


3. Phoenix Rising Sanctuary in Duvall, Washington. HOW DARE YOU post ads offering to take in more horses while AT THE SAME TIME you are screaming that you have a "HAY CRISIS?" Her hay supplier went out of business and now she has to, booo hooo pay more. WELCOME TO THE PNW, HAY IS EXPENSIVE! If you can't afford hay for what you have, STOP GETTING MORE. Well, maybe she'll read the response someone WITH a brain wrote. She was begging for pasture last winter. (She and Cleve must have gone to the same grammar school, pun intended.) Oh, did I mention she is breeding fuglies? And check out some of the "adoption fees." The pic was taken by someone unfortunate enough to visit and see her Hoarder Haven in person. It'd be funny if it weren't all so sad. Choo choo! That's the sound of the train heading for the mountainside!

Hey, LynnD? Not sure if this is a drunk friend or a drunk relative, but perhaps you should stop collecting too many horses and spend a bit of time worrying about the alcoholic person posting your rescue's phone number on the internet.

Dec 31 2007 11:09 AM

Hey! I cant find my phone, did i leave it in your truck? JEBUS i was WASTED! last night.I woke up this morning at eight and I was still drunk. Well since you cant call me just myspace me, or call lynnd 206 321 0142.
:) thanks hun

Call LynnD, she'll be holding my hair while I puke while, outside, her horses are wondering when some hay is going to show up!

4. Karma Farms of Marshall, Texas. Because the only thing better than breeding fugly mustangs is breeding fugly mustangs AND "Twisty Cats." Check out that hideous critter on the left. Now THAT is a textbook "nest" (neck runs straight down to the front legs, no chest definition at all) And there's worse on their web site!

5. Betty Jones, the president of the Arkansas Horse Council. Betty sent out an e-mail this week to a bunch of people who, sadly for her, didn't all agree with her pro-slaughter remarks and therefore forwarded the e-mail to me. Betty says: "The majority of states have come out in favor of slaughter and the humaniacs need to be put in their place (to the moon, Alice). " Fortunately for Betty, all of us horrible people who have the nerve to object to our horses being hung by a hook and their throats cut do not want to kick her ass and are perfectly happy with merely publicizing her comments on a globally-read blog. :-)

6. Randy Byers. Randy already got in trouble with me because he had a friend's horse in for training and did exactly what she told him NOT to ... rode her already-high headed, light-in-the-front-end horse it in a twisted wire bit with a running martingale. She discovered this during a surprise visit (as with the Cleve story, see, it pays to occasionally show up unannounced!) Horse was so f'ed up my friend had to pay through the nose for a real trainer to fix it after Randy added to the horse's issues in just a few short weeks. Now, someone has sent me this ad where he is riding a SIXTEEN MONTH OLD Haflinger. Wonder if that's the same twisted wire tongue shredder bit he was riding my friend's horse in? Randy needs to STFU and find a job more suited to his talents and snarly, arrogant attitude...I'm thinking repo man.

7. CBER, as usual. This is actually pretty funny. This is from their message board rules, proving that they need to spend less time scamming people and more time going back to repeat those years of high school they apparently missed.

"You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise in violation of ANY law. This is not only humorous, but legal actions can be taken against you."

Unintentionally accurate! Oh, $am, STFU...we all know you're a scammer. If you think you can prove otherwise, you should take some "legal actions" against me. I fantasize about the discovery process!

8. Shirley Roth. Are you all sitting down? Here's a quote from an interview with her. "Over 11 years I’ve had four horses die. That’s it. And the public knows about every one of them. That’s the thing about it. Most trainers have four a month." Folks, as I often say, I do not make this shit up. You must be smokin' crack if you (a) think that any trainer loses 4 a month without actually shooting them or (b) send a horse to this wack job. STFU, Shirley. I've been in horses for thirty two years and so far have had two die that weren't a planned euthanasia due to an irreparable health condition. My stats are similar to most horsepeople I know. Not everybody leaves a trail of carcasses behind them and if you do, something is wrong!

9. LeRoy Baker. The infamous kill buyer and owner of shithole Sugarcreek Auction got his worthless ass fined $162,800 for violations of USDA animal safety regulations. Awww, poor Leroy, is that gonna hurt? He of course is protesting that he's done nothing wrong. STFU. STFU. STFU. If there was any justice, lightning would have struck you when you said that!

10. The biggest STFU is coming tomorrow. And she's a repeat offender...you guys are NOT going to believe this!

P.S. Unrelated, but WHAT the hell is this?




Friday, January 16, 2009

Guess the Age!


This is a "full blooded" Arabian stallion for sale for the low, low price of $3,200. I think they may throw that classy halter and lead in with him if you ask nicely. And hey! They already gave him a bath!

How old do YOU think he is? Let's take guesses...extra credit for counting off all of the conformation faults of which there are many.

All I can say is Gelding AMBULANCE for this one!




I know I'm late today but we do have a Friday Featured Rescue! This one is in San Martin, California and he'd love a new home for the new year.

"“Pirate” is a Quarter Horse mix, 14h, 14 years old. He is very gentle and easy to handle. We haven’t tried to ride him, but he has massive scars on his withers from an ill-fitting saddle so clearly he was ridden extensively at some time in his life. He has an unusual brand that we couldn’t trace, but one of our ACOs who is a cattle person said it’s a common type of brand that working ranches use to identify their young stock, so this guy probably was used to work cattle. When he came in, he had a tumor in his eye requiring surgery. Local horse people donated over $1000 and thanks to them, he had his eye removed, teeth floated, and vaccinations/deworming done. He was in foster while recovering from surgery and the foster Dad often led him around with his young daughter on his back. Unfortunately, while in the foster home Pirate started cribbing, a behavior we hadn’t seen before. He is currently at the Santa Clara County Animal Shelter in San Martin. Hours, directions etc. are on our web site www.southcountypets.com."

Have a great weekend, everybody!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Yet another presentation fail...

(Click to see a larger version) Is it a llama? No, it's a Quarter Horse stallion...presented just terribly. I am not sure if these people used to be into Arabs and simply did not get the memo that not all horses are posed alike, but everything about this picture screams "amateurs who don't know enough to be breeding or standing a stud."

Let's start with the halter. It's nearly on his nostrils. If he pulled back, it would slide right off his nose. I found a fantastic halter fitting article in all of 30 seconds online by googling, so I am pretty sure the information is accessible on how to do this correctly. As Ms. Thorson correctly observes "If a dress or show halter is too big, too small, or fits sloppily, its purchase price is wasted because the impression left is the opposite of the one intended. The wearer might as well sport a sign saying, 'I spent good money to look like I don't know what I'm doing.'" Bingo! And that's exactly the impression a silvery show halter that nearly covers the horse's nostrils gives off.

Then we have the feet. This is no abuse case, but these are the feet of a horse who is a month or two overdue. The problem with that is the long feet change everything about his legs. They give the impression that he his pasterns are long and weak, and I'm not sure that's the case. It looks to me like they are being forced backward by a super long toe, and that a good hoof trim would reveal legs that are pretty good. (He does look tied-in at first glance but look at the big picture - what you're seeing is sunlight shining on the back of the front leg and making it disappear).

That leads me to the next point - lighting. The sun should be shining AT the horse so if you're the cameraperson, the sun should be behind you. This horse should have been turned about 30-40 degrees counter-clockwise for the picture so that the sun you see shining on the back of his legs would have been shining on him. You can see from his shadow where the sun is. Never photograph the "dark" side of a horse - it simply isn't flattering. (continued below)





Then there's the pose. With one hind leg cocked, the impression I immediately get is that the horse is unsound. That may not be true, but the picture shows a horse who isn't putting any weight on that leg and a hoof that appears to be very different from the one on the other side. There's a reason we "square up" horses - because that pose most accurately shows off their conformation. It's not that hard to teach a horse to stand square.

Then there's grooming or the lack thereof. This horse is in his winter coat, but even without clipping and blanketing, you can do a lot to create the illusion of a slick, shiny coat. A damp towel will remove surface dirt and dust, and then a show spray like Show Sheen or Laser Sheen will gloss them up nicely. Even in the cold, you can wash and pick out the tail so that it looks its best. The nicest thing I can say about this horse is that he isn't muddy.

Finally, there's the angle this was shot at. As you can see, the photographer was higher than the horse. As a result, the horse looks like he has a longish back and stubby legs. He's a foundation quarter horse - he kind of looks like that anyway, why make it worse? They know what they did, as they reduced their original pic from 1515px × 1443px to 302px × 337px. Um, proportion FAIL. The result is a squooshed version of the horse on their web page that looks like he has suffered an unfortunate accident. Not the way to show off your stallion at stud!

Now, this is not such a bad little horse. If they would get off their butts and show him, I might even concede that he has a right to reproduce (I looked, no points). He's got some nice breeding. Of course, not a peep about his HERDA status on their web site and I'm scared they wouldn't know what it was if I asked them. But still, I like him better than a lot of FQHA stallions I've seen. It's a shame they are so clueless they're presenting him like a 5 year old presents her Shetland pony in the 4-H showmanship class. Actually that's probably unfair to the 5 year old...I know many who understand presentation better than these folks!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

If the shoe fits...

Today we're going to talk about shoeing vs. barefoot. I keep on encountering people to whom barefoot trimming is like a cult. They refuse to believe that any horse, regardless of condition or soundness, ever needs shoes to be sound. Honestly, it is like trying to discuss comparative religions with a born-again who believes everybody who isn't on his exact same spiritual path is going to burn in the fiery pits of Hell. So today, I am going to talk about that and yes, I expect there to be a lot of controversy.

I've been in horses for most of my 41 years and I know
why so many of you became barefoot aficionados: bad shoeing. All my life, there has been an overabundance of bad shoeing out there. Shoes smacked on without being shaped to the hoof. Shoes cranked in to pinch the heel. Shoes one size too small put on to try to force the foot into a tiny, narrow, trendy show-ring look. All racehorses seem to come off the track with long toes and underrun heels. (Why IS that? Is there some super seekrit Shitty Racehorse Farrier Training School somewhere? No wonder we have so many breakdowns. Stop worrying about the track surface and start investigating why these poor horses have no heels!) Don't even get me started on the shit they do to gaited horses.

And underneath that, bad trimming! Heels lopped off with scary long toes, or the opposite - so much heel left on that the horse looks club footed. Plenty of that around, too. Hey, I hear you guys on all of this. Many years ago, I acquired a lovely Thoroughbred gelding. He was a made polo pony and he jumped a three foot course. We got him for $1000 because he had just been diagnosed with navicular. This horse had as lovely a long, flat trot as you could ever hope to see. He had a stellar shoulder. I did not believe he was navicular, and advised my then-boyfriend to buy him. Pulled the shoes, and three weeks later, with no other care, voila, sound horse. The seller, who had darn near given away a horse who was probably worth $7000-$8000, was livid - but he kept using that same farrier even though I told him why the horse had been lame. Moron.

I agree that barefoot is both a healthy and low-cost way for a horse to live. The VLC has never worn shoes, but all of his riding has been in soft indoor arenas. He is a little ouchy on gravel. The barefooters would tell me to force him to walk on gravel and "toughen up" his feet. That's where I part company with them. I will be damned if I'm going to cause pain to a horse when it's not absolutely necessary to treat a medical condition and there's no other way. If we start trail riding, he's simply going to get a pair of Boa or similar type boots to wear. I'm assuming the trainer he eventually goes to will want him shod for showing, and I'm open to that as long as we use my farrier.

For many years, I left all of our polo ponies barefoot. They played in a soft arena. In the spring, we started going to arena tournaments, and some of those arenas were hard and unforgiving - so we shod them to prevent bruising. It worked great. After the tournaments, the shoes were pulled and they went out to pasture barefoot.

One of my mares, many years ago, had a godawful case of white line disease. She was probably our best tournament horse - a real superstar who also gave lessons and jumped. Very fortunately, I had a fabulous farrier, Red Renchin - if he is still in business in the Milwaukee area, you should use him. Red resected and packed the hoof with filler and of course shoes went on to hold it all together. That was in the early 1990s and that mare lived to be 29 - I just lost her last December. Without shoes and a damn good farrier, I believe that mare would have had to be put to sleep long, long ago. This was my first introduction to corrective shoeing that worked on an extreme case.

A few years earlier, I had been introduced to corrective shoeing that did not work. This was in 1991 when I took in and tried to fix a polo pony who could barely walk. He was wearing egg bars and pads - back then, egg bars and pads were the cure for everything! The problem is, the asshat who shod him never sealed the pad in the back. He'd been in a dirty stall and manure and urine had packed under the pad. Not only was he standing on rounded balls, but he was horribly thrushy. The frogs were gone. I had the shoes pulled, shot him up with Adequan and turned him out in the snow. Again, a few weeks later - sound horse. Another misdiagnosed navicular, by the way. He was arthritic but the Adequan and going from a box stall with no turnout to pasture board fixed that.

So like I say - I have seen both sides. I understand why so many of you are disillusioned with traditional shoeing and want to try something different, I just don't agree that "something different" is the answer 100% of the time, and sometimes "something different" is a train wreck.


That brings me to the Strasser method, which was mentioned previously in comments on another thread. There are no words to describe how deeply I disagree with Strasser. Strasser thinks it is JUST FINE to lame up a horse with trimming. This is routine in Strasser! She even recommends you put them on rubber mats for a few weeks afterward, 'cause God knows they can't stand without pain anymore. I am baffled by how otherwise intelligent people can think this is okay. I agree with this farrier's observations on Strasser. I mean, come on - the woman actually says that iron shoes always cause contracted heels? Is she nuts? I could show you
thousands of horses that prove that theory wrong. Bad shoeing causes contracted heels. Good shoeing does not.

Then there's the fact that Strasser - and some other barefoot cultists - encourage owners to learn to trim their own horses. Personally, I think that's akin to DIY brain surgery. FARRIER WORK IS AN ADVANCED SKILL REQUIRING EXTENSIVE TRAINING. Anybody who has had a "new" farrier just out of school knows that they don't have the skill and good judgment of the person who has been doing it for five or ten years. I find the mere idea that an owner can somehow (often in the space of a seminar!) be trained to trim their horse's feet BEYOND LUDICROUS. Good God, that horse has to walk on those feet! He doesn't need some DIY-er
using him as a guinea pig. I have been in horses for 30 years and I would NEVER try to do my horse's feet. I don't think anyone who has not been to farrier school or apprenticed with a top farrier long-term should be doing feet, EVER. Rasping off a bit of toe, ok. But not an actual trim. A bad trim job can do a million kinds of evil, from causing mechanical founder to blowing out the horse's tendons. If you want to trim your own horses, go to school for it.

People trained in this method are being found guilty of animal cruelty. That should tell you something! Yup, DIY gone wild. Poor pony had to be put to sleep.


Now, the Strasser devotees argue that the extreme trimming is necessary to increase blood flow and promote healing, and the long-term effects are worth it. And indeed, this has worked for some horses. Others aren't here anymore to tell the tale. Again, it comes down to: why would you inflict pain on your horse when there is another way? And there is another way - for one, the Natural Balance shoeing which I am a huge, huge, huge fan of for horses that do require shoes.

As with all things, NB is only as good as the NB practitioner. Are some people doing it wrong? OF COURSE. But when it's done right, you can correct severe lamenesses without causing additional pain to the horse. My argument is that sometimes shoes are necessary - to take pressure off of bones or to support a tendon in the position required for healing for example. Removing pain promotes movement which, in my never humble opinion, does a hell of a lot more to increase circulation than a trim that leaves the horse standing gingerly on rubber mats. If your foot hurt, wouldn't you feel better with a gel pad on the bottom of it? This truly is common sense. Plus, you'll note that the NB people promote the use of radiographs to determine the shoeing prescription. HOORAY, common sense. How can you correctively shoe OR trim without seeing what you are trying to correct?

My farrier rescued a pony with the coffin bones coming through the soles on all four feet. Normally I assume that is a candidate for immediate euthanasia - past the point of rescue. How exactly would you fix that with barefoot trimming? You couldn't. She had the pony at home and was able to provide corrective shoeing and daily monitoring. A year later, that pony is alive, well and sound. Yeah, I can't believe it either. There are a lot of success stories with NB used on horses with prior histories of laminitis, navicular, chronic abscesses and white line.


Now, NB is not the only good kind of corrective shoeing, either. Here's another amazing story of a horse with a penetrated coffin bone returning to Grand Prix level dressage thanks to GOOD corrective shoeing. Sorry, but with barefoot? He'd have been euthanized years ago. You can't go barefoot when there's no sole to stand on!

Here is another very good example of corrective shoeing helping remodel the hoof of an old Thoroughbred mare with severely underrun heels. Again, how would you fix this without shoes? Good luck! You can clearly see how the support of the corrective shoes is helping this mare's feet return to a healthy shape that will support her legs for many years to come. Maybe she will be able to go barefoot in the future, but right now those shoes are essential.

I told you that I was going to show you scary x-rays of a horse that was sound with corrective shoeing. Here you go, below. This is another CBER special (yes, you're shocked, right?) Dumped at the lot by some asshat, who requested that she go to kill, she was rescued and shipped down to Southern California where she fortunately met up with a wonderful owner and a wonderful farrier. This mare maintains sound with shoeing and supplements despite this scary, scary radiograph. She trail rides and handles hills, rocks and varied terrain. She wouldn't be able to walk around the pasture if she were barefoot.




Bottom line, I think just leaving a horse barefoot with traditional trimming is great if that works for the horse. Many breeds, like mustangs and appaloosas, tend to have hard hooves and will never need shoes in their life. If that's your horse, congratulations - you're going to save a lot of money! I don't shoe horses that don't need it - but some horses DO need it and refusing to provide them with what they need is a form of cruelty in my book. You will never convince me that 100% of the horses in the world can go barefoot.

As for what they do in the wild, don't even start - the lame ones fall behind the herd and are eaten by cougars. That is what they do in the wild. It's not like everything fixes itself if only those pesky human being aren't involved.