And the bozone layer continues to grow thicker...

The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners:

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Proof positive:

What a GREAT young talent! He figured out sex! He's so smaaaaart!

Yup, him and Kevin Federline! It's their one, lone talent!


*shakes head in wonder* WTF? This looks like you bagged her in this year's Ontario Foal Hunt.

"Firefly has tons of attributes to be a Halter,Western performance prospect. This filly is extremely quiet,she would certainly make anyone happy just to work with her. She is very kind,sweet heart,gives you her all and as you can see is very trustworthy. She is a must to see. "

Firefly, at this point, would just be happy if someone else would work with her!


P.S. Are you wearing any pants? I'm scared.




Isn't everybody looking for a green broke grade horse for $10,000? No? Even with that great picture that shows him doing...nothing?



1. Just because it's a mini doesn't mean somehow it's safe enough that this is a good idea.


2. Mini stallions should be handled with the same caution as any stallion. Mini stallions can do a lot of damage to you - I could tell stories all day.


3. Yep, it's hideozygous! Straight shoulder, long as a dachshund...the hog fat condition is trying to cover a multitude of sins. Just because it's a mini doesn't mean it shouldn't be held to the same conformational standards as a normal sized horse.


4. And it's $2500. Yeah. OK. Well, you might find your sucker, but I would not hold my breath!


I thought I was done and then I followed the link to their ridiculous web site, lookatmyhorse.com. OMG. The bozone layer is THICK here. Check out this quote:



"SOME SAY THE MARKET IS NOT GOOD FOR BREEDING...WE SAY THAT YOU SHOULD BREED JUST A FEW OF YOUR BEST MARES FOR YOUR OWN USE...SOME MARES ARE JUST TOO GOOD TO LET SET. AND IF BY CHANCE YOU SELL THE RESULTING FOALS, WELL THAT'S EXTRA INCOME YOU COULD ALWAYS USE FOR THE FAMILY & YOUR POCKET"



ASSHATS! ASSHATS! ASSHATS! See you at the auction, ASSHATS!



It's just amazing to me how NO ONE can do even SIMPLE math. I suck at math TOO but I understand that with good hay at $18/bale in my area that I would have to breed ONE HELL of a nice baby to make it worthwhile. Nothing on their page is that nice. Nothing.



Gawd, look at their hideozygous Saddlebred stud. I can't deal with that much fugly before coffee...

Moving on...

We saw her bred by the stud so she must be bred! Vet? Well hell, we don't get no vet for our horses. Our horses is tough! And she'll make a FINE brud mayor, even though she's grade and untrained. They got her "tree and a half years ago" and she's four so there's no chance this happened in someone else's ownership!


But here's our supreme Asshat du Jour of the day! Brian Drake, I hope you enjoy prison and I hope everybody there thinks you are really cute! This mare may have been shot three times but she still dodged a bullet as she didn't get slaughtered. I have inquired with the reporter about whether or not animal control needs a home for her, and I'll let you all know.

Also - who here is hooked up with animal control or whatever the responsible entity is in Calgary, Alberta? I have a case with pictures of a horse that needs help. If you can help, please let me know.