I honestly would not believe this was real if they didn't have an address and phone numbers. I would think someone put this up JUST to be blog fodder and to attention-whore. But no! It is apparently for real. It's just about every single thing I have a problem with...all in the same place. Sorry, Kentucky, but apparently it's pick-on-Kentucky-Day here on the Fugly Blog.
"THIS IS SUGAR-FOOT.SHE IS NOT BROKE BUT UNDER SADDLE.SHE MAYBE BRED TO A PASO-FINO STALLION,SHE IS REG.BUT NOT FOR SALE AT THIS TIME,THANKS"
What? A Paso Fino? Why? And what are you talking about? Do you mean she's been tacked up but not ridden? And as they say, it's not like you can be a little big pregnant. I suspect you're belong to a socioeconomic group that can't even spell "ultrasound" much less call the vet out to do one.
"THIS IS DAKOTA WE JUST BOUGHT HIM HE NEEDS SOME WEIGHT AND TLC,THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN WHILE HE WAS IN THE TRAILER,HE IS OUR STALLION/COLT,HE IS ONLY A YEARLING. HE IS NOT FOR SALE AT THIS TIME."
Probably the best example of "not stallion quality" I have EVER found to post!
"NUTTER - BUTTER IS ARE GELDING HE WAS STARTED UNDER SADDLE ABOUT A MONTH AGO AND 1-3 YEAR OLD'S HAVE RODE HIM,HE WILL JUMP OVER BARRELS. HE IS A GREAT TEMPERED PONY,HE HAS NEVER KICKED ANY ONE. LOADS AND TIES,PICKS UP FEET,STANDS FOR FARRIER,HE WILL SMILE WHEN YOU TELL HIM TOO!!! STRAWBERRY ROAN IN COLOR.NOT FOR SALE$$$$"
Wow. 30 days broke and you are putting 1-3 year olds on him? Awesome. Would it be wrong to pray for the Lord to smite you with sterility at this point?
"CUTE MARE PONIE FOR SLAE,SHE IS NOT BROKE,SHE DOES NOT LIKE PEOPLE VERY WELL.SHE DOES KICK AND BITE,NOT FOR CHILDREN.PRICE IS $50.00 SOLD SOLD SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS"
Wow. RIP "Dinamite," I am sure I know where you went after that advertising campaign and with that price tag...
OK, if the equine management program here isn't bad enough...
"THIS IS OUR LITTLE LUCY LOU,SHE IS A TEACUP SHIH-TZU. SHE IS ALMOST 4 MONTHS OLD AND ONLY WEIGH'S 3 3/4 POUNDS.BLACK IN WHITE,IN THE FUTURE WE WILL BE BREEDING LUCY AND OUR YORKSHIRE TOGETHER AND MAKING DESIGNER PUPS,NONE OF THESE DOGS OR ANIMALS ON THIS PAGE ARE FOR SALE!!! THANKS"
Nobody reading this is even surprised by now, right? You KNEW they were BYB'ing dogs too, right?
I'm not done...
"THIS IS FEE-BEE SHE IS ARE FEMALE CAT,SHE IS ABOUT 2 YEARS OLD. SHE HAS HAD KITTENS PLEASE CHECK BACK WITH US FOR NEW LITTERS.THANKS"
While you all know that I'm pained by the spelling here...you just know they were trying for "Phoebe" and it was too tough for them...but it pains me far more that this poor cat will pop out litter after litter until she dies. No wonder she is covering her eyes. That is not a future I would want to look at either!
Hey, I normally support freedom too...but in this case, forget it. I want these people and all of their animals sterilized immediately.