I am starting to think we need to take up a collection...to buy people ATV's.
Clearly they should not have horses, and equally clearly, they are self-destructive and trying to qualify either themselves or their child for a Darwin Award. So why don't we take the equine misery out of the equation and have Santa bring them a brand new, "easy flip" ATV?
Heck, we can have a contest where they can write 500 words about why they are too stupid to own living animals and therefore really need an ATV!
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